Thursday, June 18, 2015

Los Altos Are Gophers Destroying Your Lawn?

Are Gophers Destroying Your Lawn?





Gopher Getter is Oak Valley's proven service for ridding your lawn and garden of these pests!

Results guaranteed! No dangerous chemical used.

Stop Gophers in their tracks!

$35.00 for the first gopher, $25.00 per additional.

Pay me only after I catch your gopher. 

References available upon request.

Contact me via email! - crawfordbrennan@gmail.com



I am a Los Altos native born and raised in the bay area.  I was fifteen years old when I created my first business.  In addition to working over the summer I decided that I wanted to help out around my neighborhood.  One sunny day I talked to a neighbor of mine who said he was spending a lot of time shooting gophers in his backyard.  "They are mavericks and they have destroyed my garden".  I thought wow, this is an extreme measure, of commitment.  I figured something was going on in his backyard as I heard him shooting his guns all day long.  At this point, he didn't even shoot one.  He told me that this wasn't working and that he knew his next plan certainly would.  The next day I went over to his house and low and behold he Mr. Tony Zack has a garden hose in the gas tank of his Van in the driveway.  He showed me that it extended from his gas tank all the way to the top of his massive hill in his backyard inside a tiny gopher hole.  He said that this would take them all out of business.  He told me he was going to leave his car running for the next few hours on his driveway so that he could fill his entire backyard with gasoline!  He was going to light them up.  I didn't want to wait for hours for him to light his backyard on fire so I went into my backyard after a few hours to take a look over at his property.  There he was on the top of his hill looking like he was going to follow through with this nieve plan of his.  I saw him throw a match and all of a sudden his entire backyard was on fire!  Literally, his entire half acre backyard went up into flames and by the time it went out, every tree, plant, and weed had vanished or turned into tar.  This was the craziest thing I've seen.  I couldn't believe this intelligent neighbor of mine lit his on backyard on fire and thought it might go down differently.  I waited a few days to ask how his plan worked knowing that he most likely would be on edge due to the sacrifice he made.  He told me, he burnt his backyard and the gophers were more active than ever.  At this point, I realized that this was a great opportunity for me to be of service to my neighborhood.  Rancho San Antonio where I live is infested by gophers, moles, pocket gophers, ground squirrels, etc.    SO I studied and studied how to catch gophers in traps.  After studying hour after hour I bought some traps at a local store.  Then I went into my backyard, I set the traps and the next day I had caught three gophers and became what I think of as an overnight success considering I did what nobody could do.  Soon enough, I was the neighborhood gopher getter.  I provided my service and worked hard at getting rid of these pests.  I built a strong cliental and after that every single neighbor had heard about me from another one and asked me to come over.  This was the start of a service that I still offer today.  It helps knowing that I'm good at what I do and that I can help a lot of people in the silicon valley.  I like helping people and assuring them that my service is the best most inexpensive like it in the entire Bay Area.  Not only will I get rid of gophers in your backyard, but, I will continue to keep in close contact if they ever came back.  I appreciate my family and neighbors for the all of there support because I couldn't have done it without everybody else's help.  I work primarily but not limited in nearby cities including Los Altos, Cupertino, Mountain View, Palo Alto, Los Altos Hills, Magdalena area, San Jose, Sunnyvale, Santa Clara, Menlo Park, San Mateo, Redwood City etc.  Now that it is summertime my schedule has opened up a lot.  I am readily available to help anybody out who needs help!  Please if you live in the San Francisco Bay Area and are having gopher problems, I know the solution, to getting rid of them, and would be happy to care of the matter for you.  The best way to get ahold of me is by email.  Let me know as soon as possible, as I'll be getting, more and more work throughout the area, so I look forward to speaking with you and scheduling an appointment sometime soon!

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